Good old Fashioned Cold Cream from Ponds. My Granny used to slather this stuff on, then had the audacity to walk around the house scaring the beejeebus out of me. Me being five, had absolutely NO idea way she was walking around oozing funny smelling goop. Now that I'm 25, I see it's purpose. It's an awesome 3fer: makeup remover, cleanser, and an awesome moisturizer. I picked up a basic little jar last year in October and it's lasted me for this long. Of course, it could be because I use Popsicle sticks to scoop some out.
The only "down" side to this would be the smell. Some people are very sensitive towards smells so this one probably won't be the 3fer for you. BUT, fret not! Sephora has a bucket load of twofers! Philosophy has some, Mercier, and others too!